You know you play too much marathon when..

[The Red Snifit]

666: You constantly look behind you just to make sure there aren't any "invisible" Compilers following you.
667: You twitch your trigger finger when you see that your shadow is behind you.
668: You make sure that nobody is in the next few rooms before reading something.
669: You chuckle whenever you see anything that has three circles in the "clown-nose" fashion.
670: You start replacing "that" with "what" just because "The Big Floaty Thing What Kicks Our Asses" is so integrated in your mind.
(Note: I stopped reading around #280, so there might be a duplicate or two.)

[The Thug]

671. You play marathon.

[chinkeeyong]

671. You play marathon.

epic.

672. You mod every game you come across into Marathon settings, be it an RPG, racing game, or dating sim

[Marathoner325]

673. When you absolutely refuse to use the reload button in modern games.

[1337 n00b]

674. When you've read this whole topic and have read it since it was started.

[CryoS]

675: while making an egg omellet you shape it like the marathon symbol.

[Drictelt]

676: it's already too late
677: minotaur (take that, irons!)

btw,

666: You constantly look behind you just to make sure there aren't any "invisible" Compilers following you.

some numbers should be treated with more care

[Shadowbreaker]

I don't know if I've already written this but last year in french class we got to pick french names. Most people just picked lousy names like Claude and Marie, but I picked Durandal! So they referred to me as Durandal all year in that class.

[Major Pedro]

I don't know if I've already written this but last year in french class we got to pick french names. Most people just picked lousy names like Claude and Marie, but I picked Durandal! So they referred to me as Durandal all year in that class.

679: when stuff like that happens

[irons]

680: you
681: need
682: to
683: say
684: that
685: listen
686: sucker
687: and
688: mail
689: ya
690: Pork
691: crooked
692: back
693: remember
694: you
695: stormy
696: a
697: Jack
698: asks
699: the
700: taps
701: you
702: the
703: eight
704: foot
705: tall
706: Burton
707: grabs
708: paid
709: what
710: looks
711: You
712: the
713: dark
714: favorite
715: dues
716: maniac
717: you
718: Have
719: his
720: eye
721: Yessir
722: the
723: right
724: night
725: of
726: at
727: When
728: up
729: Express
730: just
731: ya
732: like
733: paid
734: is
735: you
736: and
737: the
738: check
739: stare
740: that
741: to
742: barroom
743: always
744: wall
745: says
746: in
747: if
748: dues
749: in
750: Chop
751: neck
752: the
753: ol
754: a
755: big
756: your
757: take
758: wild
759: eyed
760: back
761: some
762: the
763: eye
764: and
765: your
766: just
767: advice
768: on
769: in
770: and
771: your
772: time
773: against
774: head
775: your
776: Jack
777: You skip nearly 100 numbers and have admins close the thread.