You know you play too much marathon when..

[Macsforever]

You turn on and off switches so hard your knuckles hurt.

[thomaslivingston]

Please people... Don't post unless it's funny. Some of these are just shite.

[Macsforever]

These need to be funny... why would they ever need to be funny?

539: You throw pennies down every hole, because you cannot look straight down them.

[soulblighter]

540: You could write thirteen pages worth of these without anyone else's help.

[Packard20]

541: You look at walls and say "That would make a good texture..."

[Macsforever]

542: Lag is a normal part of your day.

[Phortiphy]

You begin to see things in pixels

(I know I do, 2 years now!)

[Macsforever]

You begin to see things in pixels

I saw a face in that weird Jjaro texture once.

544: You think this number sounds like Five-Pf'hortey-Pf'hor. (I actually do.)
545: Whenever someone loves you, the relationship ends very quickly.
546: You have made a net map of a New England park.
547: OSHIT, SEBBEN!
548: You have the Marathon soundtrack on your iPod/MP3 Player.
539: You overlap all of the Halo logos over the Marathon logo, make them slightly opaque, and find out if there is some sort of puzzle between them.

[metalfilmmaker]

you constantly post on a forum made for the game, only play this game, and bash all other games

[Dannicus]

541: You've actually frog blasted a vent core.

[CryoS]

542: you make an account on the Pfhorums
(its a bad one, i know...)

[logan]

543. you make more than one account on the pfhorums and actually develop different personalities for each account

[Phortiphy]

MUAHAHA!

[Packard20]

541: You've actually frog blasted a vent core.

I laughed... a lot.

[Packard20]

544: When hit with a rocket in Halo, you talk about whine Spk'ers
(^ Did this once, my friends older brother hit me with a rocket launcher in Halo 3, and I said "Oh dear spanker... how you betray me...")
Well my friend called me a nerd and his brother was lost.
545: You think the assault rifle in halo is "All wrong"

[Dannicus]

546: You've gone to infinity and back again *rimshot*
547: You always make the big TOZT at important events *rimshot*

[Macsforever]

548: You spend hours upon hours on the Marathon story pages.

[Phortiphy]

You hear someone say "Why did somebody write 812 on my desk?" and you instantly think 8-2+1=...

[Macsforever]

550: You think the closure of the universe is real and will happen in your lifetime.

[Zott]

551: You formulate a thesis on the longtivity of games that pack hidden content and deep analysis than ones that take 8 hours to beat and all is said.

[Macsforever]

552: You are waiting to catch the 777th post on this thread.
553: You think the Marathon Infinity logo would look better with the actual infinity symbol.

[Dannicus]

554: You answer "Pfhor" on a math test and get it right

[Macsforever]

556: You "rock out" with the marathon infinity soundtrack.

[megabyte]

marathon 2 had better theme music

[kineticturtle]

marathon infinity soundtrack

lol wut